Previously, my favorite knock-knock joke was this:

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting C--
MOO!

But then I discovered Jeff Dunham and Achmed, the dead terrorist, and my favorite knock-knock joke became this:
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Me, I KILL YOU!

But then I decided, why not have the best of both worlds? So I came up with my own new joke:

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting homicidal cow.
Interrupting homic---
MOOO....I KILL YOU!

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