Jul. 20, 2010 - And when I say drink, I mean syrup of course
Oct. 01, 2009 - Dang.
Sept. 25, 2009 - I'm thinking \"Silent Night\" might be a good song.
Sept. 08, 2009 - Buggy
Aug. 03, 2009 - Ah, the windy City.
Jul. 28, 2009 - There's an 85% chance that it's already raining!
Jul. 27, 2009 - I can play! How about...a garden gnome wearing a birthday hat hitting an apple-shaped pinata?
Jul. 24, 2009 - Time to get a tan!
Jul. 22, 2009 - It's been way too long since I have been doodled all night.
Jul. 21, 2009 - We are just amazing like that
Jul. 20, 2009 - Excuse me....I believe you have my stapler...
Jul. 17, 2009 - Wayyy too much, as a matter of a fact
Jul. 15, 2009 - I just recently found out that \"Hannah and her Sisters\" was not a porn, either!
Jul. 14, 2009 - Not only am I bad at money, I'm bad at math, too!
Jul. 12, 2009 - Yay vodka!
Jul. 04, 2009 - Not too liquidy, that bologna
Jun. 25, 2009 - New Slogan!
Jun. 24, 2009 - It's like... 2 less than that!
Jun. 23, 2009 - No texting and drinking!
Jun. 16, 2009 - I prefer rainbow underwear, in case you were wondering
Jun. 11, 2009 - Wow....just....wow!
Jun. 10, 2009 - Chee Chee Chee
Jun. 09, 2009 - Also, bees would be a bad idea too.
Jun. 08, 2009 - I think we missed a turn a few hundred miles back.
Jun. 05, 2009 - Those are SLIGHTLY different things.
Jun. 04, 2009 - PSA about Drunk Texting
Jun. 03, 2009 - You would think 'cannery' would be more of a shiny silver color...
Jun. 02, 2009 - I should work for Geico....\"You'll save hundreds of money by switching your car insurance!\"
Jun. 01, 2009 - Sorry, we're all out of red!
May. 27, 2009 - Or maybe a hotel, at least?
Mar. 12, 2009 - It took me a full minute to get un-stuck.
Mar. 10, 2009 - What would Jesus drink?
Mar. 04, 2009 - I look like a walrus, too, with tissue stuffed up each nostril
Dec. 02, 2008 - Not even going to make a joke here today...hah!
Dec. 02, 2008 - Reverse Kleptomania (ainamotpelk)
Nov. 25, 2008 - Duh
Oct. 20, 2008 - Lolz
Oct. 18, 2008 - Just joking
Oct. 09, 2008 - Or malaria, but you know...same thing.
Sept. 28, 2008 - The best prize ever.
Sept. 15, 2008 - A little confusion never hurt...right?