Ah...my sister. The most fun provider of things to write about in my diary. She almost does as many stupid things as I do.

Take yesterday for example. We were sitting at the dinner table, and my dad said something about going to a mouth surgery consultation. My sister scrunched up her face and thought real hard. Then her eyes got real big and she said, "You mean you get surgery for constipation? I was constipated once and all you did was stick a pill up my butt!!"

And then today. She announced out of nowhere that she hated poop.

Gee, you would have thought that she would have wanted to remain constipated then.

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