Yesterday, this is the message I meant to convey to Eric:

"Hello, friend. I have just purchased some beautiful Hawaiin Lei's and I was wondering if you would like to wear one around your neck because you bought them for me and I thought I would be nice and offer you one."

This is the message that reached his ears:

"Hey, you want a lay?"

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