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Hi, operator, could you connect me to my left pants pocket? Thanks a ton.
Apr. 27, 2005 9:42 p.m.


My friend lost her cell phone the other day and went to her car to look for it. She asked her mom to call it so she could hear it ringing. Sure enough, she found it in her car, ringing, and picked it up and said, "Hey." Her mom goes, "Did you find your cell phone?"

No, you accidentally dialed my shoe.

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