Sometimes, because I am such an avid reader, I find myself pretending that my life is really a book. To keep my mind occupied, I narrate my own book in my head. If my life was really a book, this is what it would have said yesterday:

"As Rachel knelt over the bath tub, washing poop, she felt a ferret crawl up her pants."

I personally think it would be a bestseller.

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