Before you read this, you should know that Wennifer has like...Triple Q boobies. Okay, really they're triple D, but massive compared to my mosquito bites.

Anyways, we were in the car talking the other day and she said, "You're like the extreme version of me. I had issues, but you had issues. I'm submissive, you're Super Sub Woman. You're nicer, AND younger...it's like you're this new car with all these extra features..." I interrupted her to say, "That's true, but...you've got the airbags."

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