Aug. 07, 2003 - Girls are ALWAYS right!!!
Aug. 04, 2003 - I hearrr you
Aug. 04, 2003 - It was getting time to change them anyways
Jul. 17, 2003 - Now THAT'S what I call multi-tasking!
Jul. 13, 2003 - And then WHAM. Self esteem equals 0.
Jun. 22, 2003 - Dyslexia at it's best
Jun. 21, 2003 - I love commercials....
Jun. 18, 2003 - Happy anniver---I mean.....Hello, Mr. Shannon
Jun. 11, 2003 - Why are THEY calling ME?
Jun. 07, 2003 - Now what ethnicity is that?
Jun. 06, 2003 - It "nippled" on a piece of popcorn
May. 08, 2003 - So there IS something good about being depressed....
May. 06, 2003 - Her underwear is still all sewed together, by the way.
May. 05, 2003 - Hmm...think I'll go invent some potatoes
May. 02, 2003 - I'M ALWAYS RIGHT!!!
May. 02, 2003 - I also told him I could give it to him any way he wanted!
Apr. 24, 2003 - Rita, meet Becca. Rachel's split personality-whore.
Apr. 24, 2003 - BLESS YOU!
Apr. 16, 2003 - I'm still hungry.....
Apr. 11, 2003 - How about knife glasses?
Apr. 11, 2003 - Talk about a radical sex change....
Apr. 11, 2003 - Just one of those penis days......
Apr. 05, 2003 - Good thing it wasn't a brick or something
Apr. 05, 2003 - Actually, it's just gas left behind from the bacteria....but bacteria fart sounded better
Mar. 31, 2003 - I knew there was a reason for sewing class!!!
Mar. 23, 2003 - I'm working on making a butterfuly
Mar. 20, 2003 - Our first duty is to change the national symbol to the Lima Bean.....who needs bald eagles?
Mar. 17, 2003 - NEW FAVORITE SHIRT!
Mar. 17, 2003 - No, I wasn't sniffing the fumes....*looks innocent*
Mar. 05, 2003 - But which one am I?
Mar. 02, 2003 - Happy UN-birthday to me! (I typed this 3 days after my b-day but changed the date...haha)
Feb. 27, 2003 - Actually..it was a lei. From Hawaii. Today is National Honor your Hawaiian Ancestors Day
Feb. 21, 2003 - OWIE
Feb. 21, 2003 - Bathroom Humor
Feb. 20, 2003 - Hey man, whatever floats your boat
Feb. 04, 2003 - That really should be an invention
Feb. 03, 2003 - Top 5 songs you wouldn't want played at your funeral
Jan. 31, 2003 - Just a normal, ordinary, day! LoL
Jan. 30, 2003 - WHAT is this world coming to?
Jan. 29, 2003 - My immune system left and forgot to tell me
Jan. 28, 2003 - Girl Power!! LoL!
Jan. 23, 2003 - Control Phreak? That's an understatement
Jan. 21, 2003 - Geez...what a title...I would have settled for Prom Queen, ya know!
Jan. 17, 2003 - Geez.....I can't even get dressed without doing something stupid
Jan. 09, 2003 - One missing or added letter in a world can make a word of difference. Hehe
Jan. 03, 2003 - And that's not even the HALF of it
Jan. 01, 2003 - I didn't even make it 5 minutes into the new year without pulling a Wafflehead
2002-12-31 - And I thought I just wasn't popular anymore.....