Sept. 21, 2006 - I must really love my job. (I do!)
Sept. 19, 2006 - Because if not, I'm in big trouble
Sept. 17, 2006 - It only can be found in the wild (imagination, that is)
Sept. 15, 2006 - I knew ferrets smelled, but this is ridiculous
Sept. 12, 2006 - What an admission!
Sept. 11, 2006 - And don't forget the beanut putter
Sept. 06, 2006 - Why do they call it a Chinese fire drill, anyways?
Sept. 06, 2006 - Good thing he wasn't in there longer, I would have had frozen kitty for dinner
Sept. 06, 2006 - The horror, the HORROR!
Sept. 05, 2006 - He looks like a fat furry noodle
Sept. 01, 2006 - They say a way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but this is just funny.
Aug. 18, 2006 - The sad thing is, he was probably right.
Aug. 16, 2006 - Don't Litter! Ever.
Jun. 20, 2006 - Yeah, but it took a few days before they saw him again.
Apr. 29, 2006 - Chug! Chug! Chug!
Apr. 16, 2006 - Let me just pop this frozen apple in the crust here...
Apr. 08, 2006 - How handy that would be
Nov. 10, 2005 - Hope nobody's watched Dirty Harry recently....
Nov. 08, 2005 - Maybe it's one of the requirements to work at Nair: Must have hidden nipples.
Nov. 07, 2005 - We *slammed* our head on the counter after that one.
Nov. 06, 2005 - Next thing you know, they'll be teaching hippos how to breakdance.
Jul. 28, 2005 - Mmmm....pass the denim, please
May. 14, 2005 - Confused soap
Apr. 27, 2005 - Hi, operator, could you connect me to my left pants pocket? Thanks a ton.
Apr. 22, 2005 - The mustard can only hope to be half as good
Apr. 18, 2005 - We'll just let her pretend.
Apr. 16, 2005 - -
Apr. 10, 2005 - Here's your sign
Feb. 27, 2005 - Yes, I'd like to rent \"Trent's big Twinkie\" in the porn section, please...
Feb. 13, 2005 - Tracey is a slightly green color.
Feb. 11, 2005 - -
Feb. 05, 2005 - She still doesn't get it.
Jan. 07, 2005 - My ears are *still* ringing
Jan. 01, 2005 - I'm such a pervert!
Dec. 21, 2004 - Uh, yeah, officer, we have unlawful small turtle ownage going on.....I'm gonna need backup
Nov. 27, 2004 - Are we getting the cat a beeper, too?
Nov. 26, 2004 - I would have paid to see it, too
Aug. 21, 2004 - Gotta love working
Jul. 18, 2004 - Kids these days....what's next? Bright blue penises?
Jul. 17, 2004 - -
Jul. 15, 2004 - What was that again?
Jul. 14, 2004 - My brain hurts
Feb. 29, 2004 - Yes, she's blonde
Dec. 10, 2003 - Artist formerly known as Prince, eat your heart out!
Nov. 05, 2003 - *My* bathroom humor
Oct. 09, 2003 - Say Cheeeese!!
Sept. 30, 2003 - I'm not feeling very sexy today
Sept. 24, 2003 - I was gonna name them Thelma and Louise, but I liked Janet and Harriet better
Aug. 11, 2003 - Now you see why we only have ducks....
Aug. 09, 2003 - Only you can't hang up on the e-mail senders....