Aug. 14, 2008 - Oh yeah? Well you're a....meanie.
Aug. 11, 2008 - It's 23, by the way.
Aug. 09, 2008 - $$$
Aug. 02, 2008 - After my foot was already shot off, that is.
Jan. 09, 2008 - People prefer safety over features! Hehe
Jan. 08, 2008 - Well sorrrry
Jan. 07, 2008 - Easy enough, right?
Jan. 04, 2008 - Um...yes you do!
Jan. 01, 2008 - So, acting out the word \"Moby\" is pretty much out of the question.
Dec. 13, 2007 - it would have been more interesting if they would have showed her opening it with her legs.
Dec. 02, 2007 - Must be a big hat.
Oct. 03, 2007 - I'm a weathergirl too, how appropriate is that?
Sept. 01, 2007 - Maybe the 6th person was really...wide?
Aug. 31, 2007 - Yes, yes it does.
Aug. 23, 2007 - or maybe just name him 4Real, like a couple in New Zeland wanted to do
Aug. 19, 2007 - No eating butt allowed
Jul. 16, 2007 - It's like a painting!
Jun. 28, 2007 - Plastic Nipples....whee!
Jun. 18, 2007 - Don't come crying to me if you get fired
Jun. 11, 2007 - Dumb McDonald's
Jun. 09, 2007 - Can you imagine his toilet paper bill
Jun. 08, 2007 - His red plaid shirt didn't help the situation
Jun. 06, 2007 - Dollywood, here I come!
Jun. 04, 2007 - I know what you were thinking...
Jun. 03, 2007 - I do this too much for my own good
Jun. 01, 2007 - Or else house train him
May. 30, 2007 - I still don't know the difference between debit and credit
May. 29, 2007 - It's some kind of crazy brick-consistancy toilet paper.
May. 28, 2007 - Uh...yeah...just let me walk you right over to his phone.
May. 23, 2007 - Not so \"virgin\" anymore, huh?
May. 23, 2007 - Ripped Pants!
May. 18, 2007 - McRant
Apr. 02, 2007 - Show me the gold!
Mar. 06, 2007 - Ahh the efficiency of Apple
Feb. 12, 2007 - You really don't want to know.
Jan. 25, 2007 - just like a janitor
Jan. 09, 2007 - Well...it DID take me an extra year to pass math.
Dec. 22, 2006 - How about Advanced Pencil sharpening?
Nov. 17, 2006 - Close enough
Nov. 12, 2006 - No, Tracey, they can't.
Oct. 23, 2006 - -
Oct. 11, 2006 - That's not quite what I meant when I said we'd be picking up litter outside
Oct. 10, 2006 - I sped read
Oct. 04, 2006 - But it really *was* corny
Oct. 01, 2006 - they are the latest fashion
Sept. 28, 2006 - What was that?
Sept. 26, 2006 - Hairy bathwater should never be seen
Sept. 25, 2006 - It took me a while to get around to typing this.
Sept. 23, 2006 - What genre would that be?
Sept. 21, 2006 - I have a secret to tell you....